bb54321.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 03 February 2025
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@bb54321.bsky.social4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day. On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
Show PostThis girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”
Show PostSo many of these folks are like “ooo we’re daring free-thinking mavericks” and it’s like nah man you’re just super racist
Show PostIt's not easy being meme-d. #Oh-Gee-I-See-Algae 👀
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