MattInTheCorn

MattInTheCorn

mattinthecorn.bsky.social

Corn scientist with muddy boots and a farmer’s tan. Expert on closest available gas station sandwich to any point in the eastern Dakotas and western Minnesota. Opinions are my own.

👤 Joined on 30 July 2023

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  • 30 Tem 2023, 12:22
    🎉 Bluesky'e katıldı - İlk kullanıcı adı: @mattinthecorn.bsky.social
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Andy Richter
17 October 2026 20:58

I brought colored pencils and paper to the car wash to keep my 6yo occupied but she was fake crying because I wouldn’t let her watch videos on my phone so I told her to draw a picture of herself crying but for some reason she drew Danzig crying

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Aaron Rupar
15 October 2026 03:48

The Milwaukee Brewers are what my Twins aspire to be. That series isn’t over but David has Goliath on the ground.

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There’s this thing people do where they’re surprised that a rapper has read a book or knows any music theory or something else “intelligent”. Anyway, I hate it. Thank you.

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That takes the idea of a dive bar to a whole new level.

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Opens? No, that’s the bar to go to when everything else closes. They’re open at 8 because they were open at 7 and all the hours before.

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