i hate straight halloween what do you mean you're going as a sexy toaster

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A fraction of $30K is a security deposit for safe housing $5000 is the amount cited in interviews with people who relinquished their children for adoption that would have allowed them to keep and raise them.

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I think we're seeing a lot of really crazy bold faced corruption because it's their last chance to do so, and because they know nobody who can do anything, will say anything. 🤷 #political

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We already have flying cars. They're called helicopters. They're really expensive and there are good reasons you have to have a pilot license and work with air traffic control to fly them. Putting jets on a sedan is not going to result in a better vehicle or transportation experience in any way.

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My dog after I give her a pork dumpling: What is this deliciousness!? Do you expect I return to kibble after tasting ambrosia!? THE SCALES HAVE FALLEN FROM MY EYES! I WILL NOT BE RESIGNED TO THE CAVE ADMIRING SHADOWS WHEN SUCH WONDERS HAVE BEEN MADE KNOWN TO ME, MOTHER! Me: biscuit? dog: yes pls

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