Lime trying to help blue with their back problems, and the little whines and groans blues makes while they rub their back are Very Distracting (Limes gonna explode, Blues clueless)

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Ough I’m forming ideas. Probuscus.….and ropes….. Someone hit me with their car

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Wait would crewmates have like. Manual pollination sex shops. Looked into apparently plant vibrators exist. It shakes the pollen loose from the anther and into the stigma. AND PLANT BONDAGE? Excuse me? You ‘tie them up to preserve the pollen’??? (real line)

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Listen it’s great to have student accomodation that’s near the local sex shop but I KEEP RUNNING INTO MY FUCKING CLASSMATES. Strangers are whatever but I have to see this guy tomorrow

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