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I'm not Young, Restless, or Reformed -- I'm Old, Exhausted, and (Ana)baptist. Half Took, Half Baggins. #ADHD. He/him.
👤 Joined on 03 Temmuz 2023
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there's sort of an urban legend that Justinian tried to get Belisarius to deal with the whale too, but that originates from a 20th century novel
Show PostFor long periods Porphyrios would disappear and they'd be like the routes are safe again and hurriedly load up and set sail- only to find him waiting just outside the harbour
Show Postyour periodic reminder that there was a sperm whale called Porphyrios who took offense at the Romans and singlehandedly decided to stop all Byzantian trade and sank so many ships over the next 50 years that Justinian declared him an official enemy of the empire and put a reward on his head
Show PostAs the man who wrote Starter Villain, I support our cetacean hero
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