Halloween at our megachurch isn't going great. Pastor Trevor said my son's astronaut costume was blasphemous "The heavens are for Jesus and departed christian souls only." He made him change into a church-provided milkman costume.

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Actual scary shit: Unfortunately reading up about RHCP for research because I was trying to remember the timeline of when theirs and FNM's releases came out

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Woo hoo! Ran my cranberry bog run in 24:08 (19th place.) It was flat, sandy, windy and fun.

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When she’s a 10 but also a CYOA so you can’t just talk to her any old way 🌚 Happy Halloween from your favorite receipt keeper!

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My house just got a Halloween surprise times two.

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