Honestly I thought my haircut made me super clocky and it was kind of mid but today is my first day at work with it and waowwww guys are very very eager to talk to me umm...... hrm...

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I'm like an empath but for unsucked cock, like I'm really good at intuiting when someone needs to get sucked off

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not to be like “the Amoeba Records Halloween dog costume contest was very Millennial” but, you know, yeah.

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Left my computer in my office. Gonna use my iPad to tap out a bunch of semiliterate letters of recommendation like a dang billionaire

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It kinda sucks that the only things on the internet right now is the hyperpropaganda botnet manufacturing consent for the state sponsored slaughter of transsexuals and people yelling at transsexuals for pointing this out lol lmao lol lmao lol

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