"Don't you see, your money's not here. Your money's in Tom's Nazi Ape NFT and Ned's international hash smuggling ring and Sara's teen sextortion racket..."

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I am Old City, so I pronounce it "B'narnce"

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Honestly thinking about deleting this post if it goes viral (6-7 likes, half by Americans with bios like ANTI-TRUMP GRANDMA, VALLEY HIGH SCHOOL '67)

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“Darmok” gets a lot of shit now for being an unrealistic portrayal of how language would develop, but it’s really an accidental parable about becoming too online and forgetting how to communicate with people who haven’t memorized 12,000+ posts

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Endoscopy this afternoon. Of all the medical interventions I've had lately, this is the worst. Only had it once before but it's pure horror. The nurse invited me to imagine I was drinking a cup of tea, are you bang-bang who drinks tea via a hose into their stomach? See you on the other side, kids.

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