if you're going to have a wife and kids in one country and then get another woman pregnant and move to a different country to raise the kid and spend the next forty years openly maintaining two families in two countries, please, god, write a will

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good morning

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Guy in front of me at the deli had questions about early voting and the guy at the counter was giving him wrong info. Which I could have corrected. But did not. Because he was wearing a thin blue line t-shirt and was talking about “Dems cheating.” I feel like a bad person but also, fuck him.

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Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like a genuine, bona-fide, electrified, six-car monorail!

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Not everyone is like this, but some people don't get loud when they are enraged, they get really terrifyingly quiet. In my opinion, that's the kind of quiet Judge Reyes was wearing when she abruptly said "we're taking a 15 minute break" just then.

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