Boy does this get shittier and shittier

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please share this & make sure it’s the only attention modretro & gamestop get for the holidays.

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If I came of age during the absolute bleakness that is 2016-2026, I suppose the optimism of 2008-2012 would seem pretty dorky, performative, and cringe. But I kinda pity the kids who had to grow up in this cynical, fucked up timeline.

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I'm sorry Millennial Phantom Menace lovers. I'm never going to say you're wrong for liking a movie, but if you're going to say everyone liked it at the time, actually, I'm just going to point to Natalie Portman's recent interview, in which she is STILL fucking bitter about how poorly it was received

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"The president wasn't even mad about the Saddam Hussein comparison! But he was very upset about the Cheesecake Factory" -- here's Obama's full riff about the "phony outrage" over his Trump/Cheesecake Factory comments and how it illustrates that "these are not serious people"

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