A friend of mine once sewed a king prawn into the curtains of a girlfriend who had cheated on him. The whole room stunk for weeks before she realised what was wrong and was able to do something about it. I'm starting to get curtain prawn vibes about Morgan Gibbs White and my FPL team.

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Played Gros, benched De Cuyper.

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Thiago goal ⚽ Anthony assist 🅰️ Schade involved in the group hug

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I'm sure this will sound strange right now, but I can already feel the excitement of bringing Bruno in and taking Haaland out. GW12, you ask? I won't answer that, but I'm tapping my nose knowingly 🪿

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I'm not saying Chelsea signed the left back Marco Palestra because he looks just like the left back Marcus Alonso, but I am thinking it. What an fpl legend that guy was. 🪿

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