School trip to Bristol in 1986. A middle aged woman in a newsagents called me "my lover" and it made me feel all awkward because I was only 14 and didn't feel up to making love to a middle aged woman. I've never been back to Bristol in case she finds me and repeats her request.

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Last push for Manchester Fesshole gig - come to 53two - 7:30pm. I promise good times, well, you'll hear local fesses & learn about the people of Manchester. Got 21 submitted by the audience & normally it'll double that during the show and here are their names TICKETS - sites.google.com/view/fesshole

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I'm doing three shows in Leicester this week. Currently writing slides. Do come. * 14th - Fesshole VALENTINES special events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/fessh... * 12/13th - Anon Opin / Opinion War - try out your TERRIBLE opinions and see if they land events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/opini...

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I have never read such unmitigated self-aggrandising bullshit than the personal statements written by the four twats applying for the role of Parent Governor at my kid's primary school. It's a state primary not the fucking United Nations you conceited pricks.

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Because it is the Plagiarised Information Synthesis System

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