More like: "He was caught behind a daycare with his pants down but the judge ruled he was a youthful offender despite being 41 yrs old"

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Or: She is a former Olympic athlete with six Doctorates who flew fighter jets in the gulf war. He is a trust fund nepo baby who raped a girl in his dormitory and killed a family of six while driving drunk. Polls show him ahead by 40 points.

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That’s how my fucking ballot pamphlet looked women with 25 accolades professionally in the topic of her field AND her political campaign and then some white gut who’s been in the area for 35 years scratching his balls.

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IF ' GUT ' was a typo or a Freudian slip it works perfectly anyway.

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The women must be perfect, but any white guy scraped off the bottom of someone's shoe will do just fine.

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