i think the monster squad does have some hugely regrettable portions but dracula does grab a 5 year old by the throat and say "give me the amulet you bitch" which. again i don't endorse doing that, but it did make me laugh

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I put on a normal outfit to go to the pub but then remembered what day it was and deployed the death’s head moth skirt

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Jesus is back and he's a con-man and a Maoist cult leader. The presidential canidate is a frat bro avatar of Entropic Insecthood. The internet is built out of neurons pulled from what used to be JFK and Dallas.

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what is Kennedyverse? at least? right now, it's... Tripping on psychadelics while driving an RV stolen from the people who made you those drugs across the desert, a case of parasitic jellyfish that translate language in the back- Crossing new country borders to find the promised messiah luchador.

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Making a lot of friends by running around this house party saying “Photo for the Daily Bugle?”

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