karen was my celeb crush until her smile dog houndoom incinerated my skateboard after she caught me grinding handrails outside the league with just three badges!

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Karen gives me so much gender envy in a way I didn't even know was possible for me.

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I hope this isn't the death of beauty! 🤭

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So we've set up junior and masters divisions and switched to a battle points system so trainers from all skill levels can have fun. Now I'm trying to get sponsors and money to build some battle facilities for the Elite 4. Remember the old frontier park? Wouldn't you like to run something like that?

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Hahah. I'm glad you asked! I've got so much going on I think my hair is turning gray. Not that that's a bad thing, if I'm going to look as hot as you.

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