but this is something that I've been waiting to write for years so there's no way I'd forget it. You see, on 10/31/86 Phish played the first known version of David Bowie. So today, and today only, is the one time we can say this as a statement of Phish trivia fact: David Bowie, UB40!

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Stolen, my ass. Newsflash, Bibi, the world fucking hates GENOCIDE! apnews.com/article/isra...

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21 years today and without her I’m nothing.

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Donald Trump called California Psychics to ask whether he'd win the midterms. The psychic said she saw a huge parade with millions of happy Americans waving flags. When Trump asked if he looked good on TV the psychic replied, "I don't know the casket was closed."

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This guy had to play a long con here -- staying quiet at the rally, convincing the Fox reporter he was a Trump fan, waiting patiently to take his shot -- and it's honestly just impressive as hell.

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