Your cursed object finally arrives in the mail, you inspect it carefully and... What the heck! This thing isn't cursed! In fact, it's been blessed!!!

Show Post

You load up Grok for a night of stimulating conversation but it keeps steering the conversation to freezing your eggs and mailing them to space x. You try to change the subject... but that's against the TOS!!

Show Post

Angrily hissing “Merry CHRISTmas” at trick or treaters as an accelerationist in the War On Christmas

Show Post

You greedily reach for the monkey's paw and make a wish... But nothing happens? You pick up one of the other monkey paws off the ground and try that one too. Why the heck are there all these monkey paws on the ground... And why aren't they granting wishes??? You try another...

Show Post

You try to load some sexy pornography on the Internet but what's this? You need to verify your age? Ok... It scans your face and... it turns out you're a baby!! Now you definitely can't watch pornography!!

Show Post