Yes or alternatively just make them a coffee you weirdo freak

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We all had our hopes and dreams for what Mueller's report would say, or how it would end...

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Me: Yes. Why does Victor von Doom call himself Doctor Doom even though he never finished his studies, while Reed Richards has a PhD but he calls himself Mister Fantastic? Interviewer: [pinching the bridge of his nose] For the last time, questions about the job.

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‘I just make 4-panel gag strips’ is an all time great understatement

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My son is more excited about getting the new phoenix tomorrow than Halloween sweets.

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