For long periods Porphyrios would disappear and they'd be like the routes are safe again and hurriedly load up and set sail- only to find him waiting just outside the harbour

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your periodic reminder that there was a sperm whale called Porphyrios who took offense at the Romans and singlehandedly decided to stop all Byzantian trade and sank so many ships over the next 50 years that Justinian declared him an official enemy of the empire and put a reward on his head

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sketch for something later

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doctors will tell you not to eat a whole stick of butter because they fear it's healing properties will put them out of business

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"dudes rock" application denied. encouraging smoking, especially as an athlete, is genuinely stupid

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