To make up after our argument he invited me to a late breakfast of tapenade. It was his way of offering me an olive brunch. #LunchPun

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Who do you suspect has been supplying the cattle with steroids? Big Farmer. #LunchPun

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Historians believe pirates invented the motor car after noticing all their treasure maps have an Exxon. #LunchPun

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I fled a spooky old house after being harangued with rude and insulting names. Serves me right for appearing on Most Taunted. #LunchPun #Jokes

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Last year my wife and I played a lot of squash. But this year, we've chosen better costumes for halloween. #LunchPun

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