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www.npr.org/2026/10/21/n...

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A fun reminder on impermanence, via a media executive sending me inscrutable, cranky emails from his iPad after momentarily deleting at least 50 of my stories and messing up my byline in ways I did not know could be achieved www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

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New poll: Trump won in 2024 by carrying low-engagement voters by double digits. But our fresh polling shows "low-propensity" voters favor Democrats for the midterms. Just published this chart-loaded article based on 6,000 interviews conducted this month. www.gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-10-30...

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By the way, this whole "Black voters are struggling with Abdul El-Sayed" is purely a creation of elite discourse. The latest poll has Abdul up 88-7 among Black voters. Kamala Harris got 86% of the Black vote in Michigan in 2024.

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