Me: cuttlefish scientist: not a fish me: jellyfish scientist: not a fish me: starfish! scientist: so I have bad news me: fine screw fish look theres a manta scientist: fish

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I gotta say dem primary voters made some pretty good calls this year in terms of which candidates were going to be serious general election candidates and which ones were egotistical nightmares, as shown by the behavior of the losers

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BORB OF CHAOS! (Eastern Towhee crying out) #SpookyNature #SpookySeason #birds ##BirdOfTheDay #FrightfulFeathers 🌿

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goodnight measles goodnight mumps goodnight price at the gas pumps goodnight nazis goodnight rabies goodnight fascist nepo babies

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“I’ll tell you what I told the Internet, if you’re the person who gives an enthusiastic YEAH when your surgeon asks if you want to see photos, you’ll love this book.” “Are you that person?” “I couldn’t wait to see my uterus in a tray!” “Oh yeah, you were like, KILL IT WITH FIRE! WE HAVE TO BE SURE!”

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