A TINY GIRL DRESSED AS A SKELETON FAIRY HIGH FIVED ME, THIS IS IT I HAVE ACHIEVED ZEN

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I woke up with terrible allergies & knocked them back with an Allegra, & then I made the mistake of going outside for thirty seconds to refill the birdseed and tear away some morning glory that was actively creeping under the back door into the house, and now I'm sneezing & wheezing again.

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Maurice is back, b/c when you're a handsome void & Halloween falls on a Caturday, it's a very special & magical time to show off your beauty & bless the timeline. He sends you long-distance slow blinks of spooky love & magic & wishes you a happy Halloween & reminds you to VOTE & that he loves you.

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Internet break over. Time to go back sniffing glue for my mental health.

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Oh is it Halloween?

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