Why do we say “sleep like a baby”, when babies don’t actually sleep; they just enter a trance wherein they view the entirety of human history and pre-decide every choice they’ll ever make over the course of their lifetimes?

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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

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turning a big dial that says "percentage of people it’s okay to let suffer tremendously" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

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Pals

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The "non milsim content" warning in the new call of duty is incredible. I'm going to be referring to this for years

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