i like to watch the new york city marathon and periodically utter things like “they’d better conserve their energy” and “it looks like they’re going through brooklyn now.” i mean just the most useless fucking shit you’ve ever heard anyone say

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unfortunately i'm suffering from "graduated 6 months ago and haven't gotten a single interview" or this would absolutely work on me lmao

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if i have a large enough windfall the signs will be subtle, but there will be signs

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Every year on Halloween, dozens of anime girls are cruelly attacked by toilet paper monsters. Your donation of just $1 can help clothe these poor girls and give them the oversized witch hats they deserve

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Live by the omiyage, die by the omiyage. Full of my gifts for others, from others to me, coming and going.

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