One data-driven kid had a clicker counter with them. We were house #19 on their route.

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One kid: CAN I HAVE AN EYEBALL? Another kid: I DO NOT WANT AN EYEBALL. NO EYEBALLS, PLEASE.

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Trying to give my poor friend some space because she doesn’t want to talk about him right now (fair), but I’ll be here when she’s ready.

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Snuck out of my party without saying thank you so he could ditch her! A 50 year old man!! I want to schedule an appointment with him at his clinic (he does not know my full name) so I can be like, “Ok we have 10 minutes, I brought a pen and paper so you can write out your formal apology.”

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I’m just so mad cus my friend is so nice, and so beautiful and caring. And then this dude, because he is 15 years older and a doctor thinks he’s better than her (a social worker) and acts all night like he is disgusted by things she does to control her. I am disgusted by you! Come back here, coward!

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