Aussie Halloween is so cool. You drop like $70 on confectionary and sit by the door all evening shovelling the stuff into your mouth and exactly one kid shows up, and by the time you get to sleep your sugar-saturated amygdala conjures up the demonic imaginings from a realm truly accurséd

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Put the sweets in the bucket and nobody gets hurt.

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I just want the Pope to excommunicate JD Vance specifically.

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Today was Phantom’s sixteenth birthday, so I baked him peanut butter and pumpkin pupcakes. I crumbled one and added chopped banana pieces so he could enjoy a treat as sweet as him! He’s going to be eating the others over the course of a week and a half. Happy Sweet Sixteenth, Phantom! I love you!

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The thing about moving from paid parking with a ticket slip to paid parking with an app is that I used to be able to give my ticket to someone if there was time left on it. Technology purports to make our lives more convenient but it always seems to be at the cost of community and kindness

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