Starbucks installing three nude pre-cogs in every store to predict your order. Please don't slip and fall into the big bath they soak in all day to hone their powers. The liquid is not water and will permanently stain wool and denim

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Honestly, it's not rocket science. Do stuff that looks great on paper and put in poison pills that forces Trump to veto it. Like the Restore Rural Hospital Spending and fund it by expropriating Elon Musk Act of 2027.

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Heheheheh. Hey, hey Butthead. This guy is called "On His Pole."

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I don’t really care about those four Beatles movies except for the idea that we can buy tickets to the Ringo one and make that the single one of the four to be financially successful and really that would just be to introduce an element of confusion to everything

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It’s adorable that you felt the urge to post that, even though you know I’m right.

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