Judge Sheen thinks for a moment, then whips out his pocket Cubs schedule from his wallet, and he and Jesus put their heads together to find a date that works for both the court and Jesus, the Cubs-playing Savior of the World.

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Well, it was less the golf course and more that they said they weren't going to do it, started doing it, and then kept getting caught lying about it because the president wouldn't stop talking about how he's doing it.

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I am very cognizant of the fact that in English any noun can be verbed, but this is a thing of absolute beauty

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That is very specifically what he's doing by the way. He's wiping away a historic renovation by enthusiasts for regular people and replacing it with an expensive course designed by the only modern golf architect who would glue golden Styrofoam accents on a golf course if he could.

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I really wish Obama spent more of his time pestering Trump, really building out that rent-free space he has in Trump’s head.

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