ninaparmenter.bsky.social
Poet, performer, wage slave, dog slave, mum. Books: ‘Split, Twist, Apocalypse’, Indigo Dreams Publishing, 2022. ‘Kiss Chase with Darwin’ forthcoming from Broken Sleep Books, Nov 2026.
👤 Joined on 04 Eylül 2023
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@ninaparmenter.bsky.socialIf a kid shows up to your house dressed like Trump I feel like you should give him a candy then take his bucket and empty the rest of his candy into your bucket and say HEY THAT'S CAPITALISM.
Show PostSoften up a horror film: The Blair Sandwich Project
Show PostI put up a "beware of the dog" sign after we were burgled. Our Irish Wolfhound put her paws on the burglar's shoulders as he tried to get in through a forced window. She licked his face until he backed out again. Her tongue obscured his face, so the cops couldn't use the video.
Show PostRemodeled our bathroom, and when I took the new toilet out of the box I licked inside the bowl because how often do you get to do that.
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