rewatched GREMLINS on Halloween night and would now watch a 10-part investigative docuseries on how within a matter of hours the Gremlins managed to get hold of/manufacture tiny Gremlin sized clothes, hats, beer steins and a Gremlin sized revolver

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So... Ryan Bridge, the bloke who sticks Union Jacks on lampposts so that foreigners learn to respect our rules, popped over to Somalia days before his court dates and got put under house arrest for ignoring their rules. Integration's hard, isn't it Ryan?

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when artists said this in 2022 they were laughing at us, so 🤷‍♀️ (but realtalk, I'm glad more people are waking up to it now)

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When I moved in with my partner, I got into the habit of reporting all the little chores I'd done so she knew I was doing my fair share of the housework. Now realised that she is rarely interested so I just make things up. I've just recalibrated the TV aerial transistor

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Buy Your Dad A Betamax So He Can Watch His Home Made Grot It's 10:00AM

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