Lance Parkin

lanceparkin.bsky.social

30 Ekim 2026 16:17

Do you want Tom Hardy, because that's how you get Tom Hardy.

Pip

pipmadeley.bsky.social

30 Ekim 2026 00:18

Just imagining Patrick Stewart, up there in heaven, riding his bike in the park, then this policewoman says "Oi! You can't ride your bike on the grass" and he goes "Oh no?" and then her uniform falls off. And she tries to cover up but he's seen everything. And then he gets on his bike and rides off.

Stephen Graham

stephengraham.bsky.social

21 Ekim 2026 15:56

Have we considered shoving them up their arses?

Pip

pipmadeley.bsky.social

19 Ekim 2026 22:17

Working on a sex farm Hosing down your barn door Bothering your livestock They know what I need