(my skull is being crushed by the evil robots from Terminator) technically I'm not getting killed, the machines are just powering their motors in a way that is predicted to end my life according to their training data

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that we haven't goaded him into taking one live on TV feels like a failure

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It would be amazing if they’d only given it to him once. After his stroke. And he’s just been repeating this story, time after time, inventing new details and getting it all wrong.

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The fact that the president's doctors are giving him the dementia test over and over again -- tracking his decline, most likely -- and that the president keeps bragging about having to take that test should be a five-alarm fire.

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Gonna be awkward when the cops corner her and discover she’s a maenad as she starts literally tearing the lot of them limb from limb

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