patrick stewart was english but was never in a harry potter movie and that makes him even more of a legend

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ME: (masturbating loudly on laptop) PRINCE HAMLET: (from curtain) O, stay, my blade. The cur is at his art. When wet he splats, I'll plunge thee through his heart.

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XAVIER: Stand down, Erik! We must avoid violence! MAGNETO: The violence began long before us, friend. Now choose which of your new recruits will feel the deadly power of MAGNETISM. NOTEPAD: Professor, I will save his remarks as an unformatted .txt file! XAVIER: (in Magneto's head) I choose Notepad.

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XAVIER: *wub wub* CYCLOPS!! I'm sending a mental image of me with a septum piercing. SCOTT: Not now, Professor! XAVIER: Do I pull it off or is it… gay? SCOTT: Magneto is killing Jean! I need eyes on this! XAVIER: YOU know I have nothing against them. Just the ones who… get so in your FACE about it.

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MAGNETO: Die, X-Men! Die! PRINGLE: Aaugh!! CYCLOPS: Pringle!! No!! (rushes to his side) PRINGLE: (weakly) When I go, just promise, you won't let, the professor, turn my corpse into... CYCLOPS: Save your strength, Pringle! PRINGLE: ...an imitation potato snack food. That's actually, human flesh.

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