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onlinefunctions.bsky.social

i post with my heart critical care paramedic, landlord classicide stan, terminally online shitposter "a future is not given to you. it is something you must take for yourself." "at the end of everything, hold on to anything." *no worries*

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massive shoutout to the volunteer at the Communist Party tourist information centre. you’ll never see this but you’re a true comrade

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when I was 11 I was a hippie for Halloween and I now understand what that must have done to my parents psychologically

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I wasn’t “born this way.” I was bit by a radioactive spider and now I’m nonbinary and deeply troubled.

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“Ghosted” should mean an ex who won’t leave you alone because the whole thing about ghosts is that they’re here when they’re not supposed to be, not that they disappear. If someone stops messaging you just tell people they really died because who gives a shit.

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