sorry jolly ol engerland but we gotta put the whole "country" in da ground mausoleum forever :(

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"bbw facesitting porn banned in UK 3 years prison sentence for possession" ok british empire officially over forever retroactively, no more rule britannia sink the whole island we're gonna do a fallen london on u losers enjoy the earth's mantle dickheads

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taking pictures of dogs in halloween costumes for someone, they go "oh wow nikki, these are great, it must have been so hard to get these shots, he NEVER listens!" buddy I have had coked up lesbians fucking like rabid wolverines literally on top of me so I could get a great shot, this is nothing

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dying during gay sex and by default getting sent to the ancient greek underworld (they invented gay sex) and crossing the river dyx

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SF tech ghouls have fried their shit so hard with these chatbots that all they can read anymore is minecraft enchanting table, the local government accommodates this in signage

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