Elon Musk is a dangerous parasite. Our failure to deal with him properly will be the final death blow to the United States.

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JD Vance: "One of the things we've been very careful about is that when we bring a criminal case, we make sure it's a good one and we're not putting our thumb on the scale" (Comey and the Olympian they charged for the Reflecting Pool could not be immediately reached for comment)

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Just three bros, off to register some voters and, I guess, throw a ring into Mount Doom.

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"There's not like seeing a cult right up front man."

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This guy had to play a long con here -- staying quiet at the rally, convincing the Fox reporter he was a Trump fan, waiting patiently to take his shot -- and it's honestly just impressive as hell.

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