I saw another one of those “neurotypical people are not fully ensouled” videos and it was very stupid, but unfortunately, this is hilarious.

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turning a big dial that says "percentage of people it’s okay to let suffer tremendously" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

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(btw, this is actually meant *literally* by the Isengarder Uruks - the Northerners they were passing were Mordish Orcs, who could not withstand sunlight (something the Uruk-hai were specifically bred by Saruman to overcome), so... actually *cooked* cooked)

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<Pippin, gazing helplessly into the blazing core of the palantír>: “Chat, am I cooked?”

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In which J. R. R. Tolkien first coins the Zoomer-usage of “cooked”:

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