how long before he starts saying this about water

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Apple has sent new notifications of mercenary spyware infections to almost 🌍100 countries. The notifications come shortly before the final rounds of negotiations over industry standards for commercial hacking tools being developed under the voluntary Pall Mall Process. cyberscoop.com/apple-spywar...

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salsa’s delicious though

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I mean, after I stopped crying I started laughing too, it’s objectively hilarious

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Welp, just functionally pepper-sprayed myself. Making salsa and dropped a tomato into the roasted jalapeño mixture I was about to blend and a drop splashed up straight into my right eye. 0/10 do not recommend

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