"Oooh who's this? This is really cool" THIS IS SIOUXSIE AND THE BANSHEES, CHILD I TOOK OVER THE IPOD AND THIS IS A TRADGOTH 80S PLAYLIST

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Me: ...and I have anti-ICE whistle kits for adults if you want them. The adult: ...what? Six-year old: It's a WHISTLE KIT for when ICE is snatching someone off the street so you can let other people know! Duh! The adult looking at me, crushed that a six year old knows this: I'll have one. Thanks.

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"Person who somehow made it to the Halloween event coming straight from work"

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"Person who can't get water to come out because the faucet design is too fancy"

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