Time to break out my favourite Halloween tweet

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XAVIER: Stand down, Erik! We must avoid violence! MAGNETO: The violence began long before us, friend. Now choose which of your new recruits will feel the deadly power of MAGNETISM. NOTEPAD: Professor, I will save his remarks as an unformatted .txt file! XAVIER: (in Magneto's head) I choose Notepad.

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oh lord it's a snoozer yeah

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wait wait wait. the Republican ratfucking dad and son are named "Tommy and Timmy Teepell." are you fuggin kidding me with this shit

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I’ve been humming this song all day.

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