There are a substantial number of districts and municipalities which have functionally do not have a republican party. I live in one, we haven’t had an elected GOP official in over 50 years. And so GOPers have to cosplay as Dems to have an shot at election. But they are still GOP at heart.

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this could grow into an incredible bit. "The Pope knows that all are children of God. Robert believes that fuck the Packers."

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This is the correct take

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I used to be in a particularly brutal yoga/pilates class and every once in a while some very macho guy would show up like “how hard could it be?” and he would be completely flattened by about minute 5 while all the little women ran circles around him

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Just heard a gambling ad where the guy makes fun of his friend for playing pickup basketball instead of gambling. “He’s getting his steps in but I’m getting paid” is one of the lines and I’ve never felt more Southern Baptist than I do in this moment.

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