It's official: Ossoff is simply too Caked Up for normal pants. His ass is too juicy for off the rack. The sound of his cheeks clapping together keeps drowning out the audience applause at his rallies.

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making fun of haley stevens and her fiance is a form of racism against minecraft villagers

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[Calvin’s dad voice] There are two types of millennials. 9/11ials and Obamials. Emo/Screamo and St Louis Hip Hop? 9/11ial. Stomp clap hey?, Obamial. Homestar Runner, 9/11ial. Le epic baconz, Obamial. Despite coming out before The Wire, West Wing is Obamial and The Wire is 9/11ial

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I actually got a belly laugh out of this one. For the people who think us curmudgeons were lying when we said they want you and your job and your life to be dependent on their shitty tech and rent you a remote access box, like here you go man he said it

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