When I was a tween I put myself on the email list of a pickup artist because I was scared I'd be unpopular, but then one of his articles was about how to cheat, and I was so incensed that I wrote him an email that started with "I used to respect you."

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hey what's up guys! i've been eating a billion tacos in mexico city AND the owl house book i worked on made the nyt list (which means FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IM AN NYT BESTSELLER) so i've been doing so great 😎

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Welcome, Autumnal Equinox. The King of Autumn greets thee.🍂

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Jesus, I've had it together better at 3am during Pride.

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That's what you get for putting all your eggs in one basketcase

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