Sam Altman making me rent my own poop before I can shit it out of my ass

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volunteered for my daughter’s first grade halloween party today and spent most of the time helping kids stick straws into their capri sun pouches

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If you need to drive somewhere tonight, no you don’t. #newwest

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offering weary travelers sustenance (mini candy bars)

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I just want to be invited, someday, to a literary-themed Halloween party, so that I can contribute a fully dressed roast turkey to the comestible spread, and when asked how it fits with the theme, I would admit that there is more of gravy than the grave about it.

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