Hey! Maybe I knew you! I was a cook. 40 years ago. (Yeah, 450 restaurants, not likely). Bend and Corvallis.

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Menu: Salmon and tuna rolls. Vibe: Drooling aggressively while waiting for the human to feed us our pieces 🍣 Rules: No stealing from the plate or each other and no begging Happy #SushiFriday 

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I don't say important things on social media, ever, but I'm going to make this one exception. Do not eat the cheese toast at Sizzler. It is designed to fill you up so you don't get the most out of the salad bar. Open your mind, open your gullet.

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no i do not know why sizzlers only toasts one side of the bread please stop DMing me

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I go to his grave occasionally and it is always clear he has many visitors. I also wonder what he would’ve thought about how much darker the world has become since 2016. I think he would’ve been on the right side of history and maybe recorded something for Ukraine. He loved liberty.

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