How I talk to Fennel (turkey hen): Crimes! Criminal!! Get off my roof! Get off my deck! Crime-doer! Yes. Yesss. A beautiful girl who does whatever she wants. Beautiful girl. I love you. ♥"

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"They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad!" Someone sent me a tumblr ask saying they had a dream that they were giving kindergarteners O Brother Where Art Thou coloring books and they had to pick an appropriate scene so they gave them the toad scene, so I did this in 10 minutes lol #art

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🎃🦇☠️🧹🕷🌙 (It's ween.)

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Horror has always had a place in Indigenous storytelling. Our stories carried warnings about dangerous spirits and unexplained forces. redpopnews.com/7-dark-and-u...

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In 2015, at the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival, Patrick Stewart gave his own eulogy, just in case. "He was also a husband, and a father, and a friend, but most of all, he was an objectophile who achieved sexual congress with literally thousands of inanimate objects."

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