I would like to offer Blitzø Buckzo the full-time position of being my cat. Benefits: -No work -No relationship drama -All the snacks he wants -Lots of cuddles and attention -Being told every day what a special and cute boy he is -I won’t get mad at him for sleeping in my freshly washed laundry

Show Post

Unfortunately, anytime Blitz has tried to, whether he's bottled it up and lashing out or desperately pleading, he gets rejected or rebuffed (even if it's justified) and it hurts. No one tells him HOW to do things It's kind of no wonder he doesn't feel safe doing it

Show Post

Can you IMAGINE a Blitz AMA holy shit The rig wouldn't be able to handle it The canon explanation would have to be that Blitz ate 3 weed brownies beforehand #HelluvaBoss

Show Post

I think Barbie may feel her own guilt around their mother’s death, and it’s easier to redirect that guilt into blame towards Blitzø. Or maybe blaming Blitzø is easier than grieving as whole. Either way, her rage towards him is some sort of coping mechanism, and facing that will be the hardest part

Show Post

listen.... not to overthink, but to overthink lol why would u have fizz bring up that ozzie is unable to keep up with his sex drive rn to blitz.. like ofc to fizz he's just talking to his friend but *narratively*... pls tell me this means FWB blitzfizz in our future

Show Post