Fred Durst Begins Ghost Story, “On a Dark and Stormy Night, When Everything Was Fucked and Everybody Sucked…” thehardtimes.net/culture/fred...

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This economy is brutal, I'm going to have to put way fewer razor blades in the candy I hand out tomorrow. These costs are out of control.

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The "non milsim content" warning in the new call of duty is incredible. I'm going to be referring to this for years

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"Elise, I think it’s a little hypocritical that you want to check into a hotel. Weren’t you the one who wanted to spend more time together as a family? That means you, me, Harper, Harper’s new invisible friend, and the swarms of flies that periodically pour from our open mouths." buff.ly/HUZxsu9

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your periodic reminder that there was a sperm whale called Porphyrios who took offense at the Romans and singlehandedly decided to stop all Byzantian trade and sank so many ships over the next 50 years that Justinian declared him an official enemy of the empire and put a reward on his head

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