If you want to learn nothing about football and too much about someone's personal life, hang out with wide receivers If you want to learn nothing about anything, hang out with linebackers

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If you want to learn a lot about football and be very entertained, hang out with offensive linemen If you want to learn a lot about football and be extremely bored, hang out with coaches If you want to learn very little about football and a whole lot about Jesus, hang out with quarterbacks

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if you polled the number of people worldwide who know who this is against the number who don't , the first group would be a rounding error for the second It's beyond time to stop acting like American microcelebrities are global brand names like theyre Billie Eilish or some shit

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Anyway, I am firmly in the 'no longer looking at polls, we'll see what happens' stage. Otherwise it just becomes an exercise in wanting to see a giant blue wave and then doubting myself because I know that is what I want to see. Epistemic clarity must wait for the actual election.

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...honestly that seems so crazy that my instinct is that this is a preemptive exercise in goal-post moving so that if the GOP can salvage, like, Texas and South Carolina out of these midterms, they can declare victory for 'beating expectations' and 'winning the toss-ups.'

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